The Brian Howard Podcast

Brian Howard Show 62: Bryan Adams In A Shock Collar

Wed, 16 May 2012 18:12:57 -0700

Bryan Adams In A Shock Collar

The show opens with the "Case Of The Stolen Garden Hose" a rousing tale of treachery and disfunction set in NE LA.

Then Brian settles the score with his arch nemesis Bryan Howard by way of the closing credits of Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves. Afterwards Jack wears the dog shock collar and takes it to level three and according to Jenny Lynn "It's magical".

Then Jack tells of a recent creepy fan interaction and learns how to prevent it next time thanks to Brian's cautionary tale about his own freaky fan interaction. Linda shares a news story about men and their obsession with royal underwear. Then Brian wears the collar...and it's magical.

Then after Brian sums up his dog collar experience the gang talks about pain and wether or not seeing someone give you a shot makes it hurt worse than looking the other way. Then we answer a few listener questions about facial hair and Jack tells the story of kissing a man.

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Show music provided by Beulah And The Beat
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Brian Howard Show 61: The Wives, The Musical

Tue, 8 May 2012 16:35:42 -0700

The Wives: The Musical

Brian begins the show by relating the story of how he landed the gig as host of The Brian Howard Show. Also Brian's birthday was last week and he kept it a secret. But that doesn't really matter since they quickly segue into a conversation about slapping "The Musical" after just about everything. Then, do you think you know which city consumes the most smut? Guess again.

Moving on the guys welcome Maria Howard and Linda Wasserman into the studio to offer insights on all things "wifey" including Mayan porn. Then Mila Kunis "saves" a life, only not really and Maria never got a lollipop from a bank teller.

Next, Brian learns that he has been misunderstanding breast measurements his entire life. Then we talk about a crazy preacher who is living in the wrong century and we get to hear an episode of "Dicker and Coffee". Linda talks about her problem with magic pants we read some listener limericks then Cowen quizzes everybody on their knowledge of "The Avengers".

Intro and Exit music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com

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Brian Howard Show 60: The Golden Hymen

Wed, 2 May 2012 16:30:08 -0700

The Golden Hymen

Brian and Jenny start things off discussing the subtleties of Mississippi art studios and that of course leads to cat people. Then Brian shares another addition to Brian's major literary work "How To Be Right All The Time" (hint: it involves being smart). Then Jenny explains why it's important to run from danger.

Act two starts with Jenny explaining her running sound track that plays in her head. Then she goes into detail, wonderfully creepy detail, about her recent experience at the New York City Morgue including what exactly human skins feels like when you sew it.

Then Brian and Jenny read some of the days news and they all involve lady parts. And Brian gives a plug to the best buffet in Pasadena.

Finally they answer some listener questions and Brian helps Jenny with her upcoming dead person test.

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Intro and Exit music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com

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Brian Howard Show 59: Dave Baker

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:42:48 -0700

Dave Baker

The show opens with Brian complaining about a mysterious smell in the house and Jack and Brian have a disagreement about the word hassock/ottoman. Brian talks about getting his daughter ready for school and how men and women find things differently. Then we meet weapon maker Dave Baker and learn the most stupid myths about swords.

Later Dave tells about his early days as a dancer and how it led to making swords and the resulting macho factor. Then Twinkies and Unions, do they mix? And Star Trek as a learning tool.

After that the gang checks items off a sexual bucket list which leads to Jack admitting that he once went to an emo-vampire party. Then after Maria has to leave the show early the guys all become women.

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Brian Howard Show 58: The London Broil

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:30:01 -0700

The London Broil

Brian opens the show complementing Jack on his recent weight loss and of course talks about snorting ants. Then Brian gets a noise complaint about his dog. Then Brian welcomes Duncan Pace and Louie Skaradek from the comedy group The London Broil.

Later Jack tells everybody what Jenny's up to this week (hint: it involves dead people). Then Brian reads the news and we figure out how many people have to stay in a band in order for it to be the same band and how to have an awkward moment with your pillow. Then the gang plays a round of Porn or Movie.

Finally, Jack tells of the worlds fastest criminal in order to inspire others to greatness. Then listener questions are answered and all is made right with the world.

See Brian, Jack and The London Broil at the Renaissance Pleasure Fair this weekend April 14 & 15.

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Brian Howard Show 57: Kenton Chen

Wed, 7 Mar 2012 10:48:24 -0800

Kenton Chen

Singer Kenton Chen sits down with Brian, Jenny and Jack to talk about how he got stated as a singer.

After a break Jack shares special names for singers and Kenton uses the word "shed" for something else entirely. Then the gang talks about the importance of relating to audiences.

Then they answer some listener questions and determine what animal haas the best "fish hole".

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See Kenton at Tommy's Place in USC Thursday March 8th! And visit him online at www.itskenton.com

See Jack and Jenny at the Fred Hall Outdoor Show, in Long Beach CA March 7th - March 11th

See Brian at the Florida Renaissance Festival March 10 and 11. And in the MooNiE and Broon Show at Sol Theater, Boca Raton FL. March 23,24 & 25. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for tickets.

Brian Howard Show 56: Spencer Humm

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:57:21 -0800

Spencer Humm

Brian's buddy Spencer Humm stops by Howard HQ to chat with Brian, Jack and Jenny about why all pilots don't sound like they're from Maine and why making travel plans can make you want to kill your partner.

Then a call from the hotline makes it on the show and the gang discusses alien movies and how they relate to Frank Oz. Then Jenny ruins Chief Iron Eyes Cody forever. Then the guys create a new TV show "Oops Genocide" .

After the break Spencer shares everything he knows about skydiving and Brian uses a mind trick to make Jenny say something terrible. Finally the gang answers some listener questions and we find out why Jenny will never have an ant as a friend.

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Brian Howard Show 55: Alan Rickman As An Alligator

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 15:18:32 -0800

Alan Rickman As An Alligator

Brian, Jack and Jenny sit down to chat about the TSA's alarm over Brian's coffee mug and the strange allure of catfish noodling.

After the first break Jenny tells about her new best friend the Manatee. Then Jack and Jenny tell of their adventure doing gigs in Pennsylvania, where they met an alligator with the voice of Alan Rickman.

In the home stretch the gang chats about Whitney Houston before weighing in on the state of Virginia's attempt to force women to succumb to a transvaginal ultrasound before receiving an abortion.

Then a round of listener questions.

See Brian at the Florida Renaissance Festival http://www.ren-fest.com/deerfield-home.asp

See Jack on History Channel's Top Shot and Jack and Jenny both at the Fred Hall Show in Long Beach, CA http://www.fredhall.com/pages/long_beach/lbexhibitor.php

Cheers,

Brian Howard Show 54: Deathmonkey

Wed, 8 Feb 2012 12:30:02 -0800

Deathmonkey

Brian and the gang start of this weeks show discovering Cowen's true Chinese year name. Then we dissect the California Prop. 8 reversal and how it relates to flashlights and syrup.

Next, Roseanne Barr is the Green Party candidate and of course that leads to a tense conversation about Star Wars and Madonna.

Then we answer some listener questions, including the best chocolate and who is a funny woman. Finally, Jenny lays down the first Death Quiz and pits the boys against each in their knowledge of dead bodies.

Tell your friends about the show. If you don't have any friends, tell the voices in your head.

See Brian appear at the Florida Renaissance Festival starting this week and for the next four weeks. www.ren-fest.com/deerfield-home.asp

Learn martial arts from Cowen. Visit www.carpediemmartialarts.com

See Jack and Jenny at The Greater Philadelphia Outdoor Show, Feb 16-20

Thanks To Beulah And The Beat for the rocking music.
www.beulahandthebeat.com

Brian Howard Show 53: Feed The Gimp

Wed, 1 Feb 2012 16:38:01 -0800

Feed The Gimp

Jack introduces Brian and he gets something off his chest about the jerk that keeps parking in front of his driveway. Which leads to neighborhood warfare, personality tests and Brian's favorite names for the bad parker.

Jack tells about how much of a stud he is by working hard on a TV shoot while having pneumonia. Later in the show Brian and Jack eviscerate what could quite possibly be the worlds worst top ten list of the best bands in Rock-N-Roll.

Here is the original list as posted by www.top-10-list.com
10. Bon Jovi
9. Aerosmith
8. Queen
7. AD/DC
6. The Eagles
5. Santana
4. Pink Floyd
3. U2
2. The Rolling Stones
1. The Beatles

Here is the corrected list according to Brian and Jack. Remember to visualize the scale and put Bon Jovi on one side if it helps.
10. Credence Clearwater Revival (admit it, you're humming Bad Moon Rising right now)
9. Pink Floyd
8. The Clash (got famous purposely NOT fitting into the music industry, got that Bon Jovi?)
7. Queen
6. The Beach Boys (infinitely better than Bon Jovi and will be heard for the next 50 years)
5. Nirvana (changed pop music and possibly pop culture forever, all without hair spray)
4. Led Zepplin (not in the original list because...?)
3. The Who (Brian's favorite band)
2. The Rolling Stones
1. The Beatles

Honorable Mention: The Doors, AD/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pearl Jam, The Ramones,

Finally the guys see the demise of western culture in a costume catalogue. They are able to come up with more appropriate names for the ladies sexy costumes.

See Brian at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb 11- March 11
http://www.ren-fest.com/deerfield-home.asp

See Jack in the Tomorrow Show at the Steve Alan Theatre Saturday February 5

Brian Howard Show 52: Return Of The Why-ves Part II, The Sequel

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:50:30 -0800

Return Of The Why-ves Part II, The Sequel
Brian and Cowen let the wives Maria and Linda open the show and it goes great. Seriously, great. They did great...great.

Then we get right into it with man/woman stuff including appropriate terms of endearment and how to use your spouse in social situations so as to not look like an idiot. After which every body has a moment with Hugh Jackman.

Next they guys and gals decide weather or not anyone should be surprised by the shoddy crew of the Italian cruise ship. After the break we get to hear a message from "The Un-Killable" Jenny Lynn before talking about how men and women are different and why it's crazy. Also, how to hide your porn window.

Then funny women and how they're sexy and sexy women and how they're always late. Finally they explore the world and beyond to find the legendary creature, the sensitive male.

Come see Brian performing as Broon at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb. 11 to March 11 in Deerfield Beach FL www.ren-fest.com

Check out Cowen's martial arts school at www.carpediemmartialarts.com

Get a custom, hand made blanket from Maria at www.talulahboo.com

Brian's theme music provided by Beulah And The Beat, their music rocks! BUT IT! At www.beulahandthebeat.com

Brian Howard Show 51: Toni Smith

Mon, 9 Jan 2012 14:22:24 -0800

Full House! The whole gang is onboard in this weeks show Brian, Cowen, Jenny and Jack gather at Howard HQ for a Sunday afternoon backyard potluck and podcast recording session.

World renown variety performer Toni Smith joins the show all the way from New Zealand to talk about everything from picking audience members to vagina cannons.

Then a lively discussion of the difference between the US and New Zealand.

Then we get to hear the next chapter in the epic struggle over the value of The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Full House! The whole gang is onboard in this weeks show Brian, Cowen, Jenny and Jack gather at Howard HQ for a Sunday afternoon backyard potluck and podcast recording session.

World renown variety performer Toni Smith joins the show all the way from New Zealand to talk about everything from picking audience members to vagina cannons.

Then a lively discussion of the difference between the US and New Zealand.

Then we get to hear the next chapter in the epic struggle over the value of The Nightmare Before Christmas.

And finally a nice chunk about busking and why it makes Americans wince.

Please help the people of Christchurch New Zealand by visiting
http://www.redcross.org.nz/2011christchurchearthquake

Find Toni Smith online at www.minniemaniac.com

Visit Jack online at www.jackdagger.com

Visit Brian online at www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Find Cowen online at www.cowenangusbailey.com

The opening music is by Beulah And The Beat, visit them online at:
www.beulahandthebeat.com

Call us at the show at 888 913 7760. We dare you.

Brian Howard Show 50: Kristen Herbert

Tue, 3 Jan 2012 15:03:57 -0800

Brian opens the show talking about The Rose Parade and horse people. We then find out that Cowen has thrown a lot of snowballs in his day and how NOT to pretend to shoot at a car.

Kristen Herbert joins the guys to talk about performing as a Washer Woman and what exactly is a Mummer? Then the gang talks about the LA arsonist and the obvious warning signs. Exactly when does a minivan turn off a girl? Then Kristen sings a song off her soon to be released EP.

The show closes with a discussion about a law to force the use of condoms in porn. And how to fight childhood obesity without offending the straights.

Visit Kristen Herbert at www.kristenherbert.com

The opening music is by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com

Get tickets to see Brian perform in MooNiE and Broon Jan. 7th in Burbank CA at www.moonieandbroon.com

Call us at the show at 888 913 7760. We dare you.

Brian Howard Show 49: Happy New Year

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 20:47:50 -0800

Brian, Jack, Jenny and Maria join forces to talk about the lack of whole goose is LA. and "what exactly is Persia?".

Jack tells how he couldn't retrieve a conch and had to have a girl help him, which of course leads to a discussion on the stupidity of the finale of The Deep.

Brian rants about packaging which obviously leads to a discussion of cereal. Then after a break Brian and Jack almost come to blows about Nightmare Before Christmas. You can vote at the TBHS Facebook page wether or not It's Brilliant or Over-Rated.

Where did the phrase "Cobbled it together" come from? And are memories real and where do they come from? Then, Jenny can remember when she was two.

Then Brian goes off on how lame we celebrate the new year in the US. Seriously, it sounds like he's probably spitting as he talks.

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Call us at the show at 888 913 7760. We dare you.

Come see Brian LIVE in the MooNiE and Broon Show, Saturday January 7th at the Colony theatre in Burbank CA. For tickets and info. visit www.moonieandbroon.com

Visit Jack Dagger at www.jackdagger.com

Brian Howard Show 48: Happy Whatever

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:42:21 -0800

Happy Whatever
Brian, Jenny and Cowen settle in for a long Christmas chat that includes Jim Henson, how to be a good patient and Jenny's tumor and how it enabled her to swallow swords. Cowen takes a call from Jesus and the gang talks about making their own choices including deep fried peas and the Church Of Frasier.

Then creepy toy mutilation and favorite holiday gifts. Jenny then expresses remorse over the death of Kim Jong Il but for the reason you may think. Brian confesses about his hunting treks to find the hidden gifts. Then they take on the Santa belief and how it may mess with your head.

Get tickets to Brian's upcoming show with MooNiE and Broon on January 7th in Burbank CA at:
www.moonieandbroon.com

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Music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com

Brian Howard Show 47: HardRock-ManGum

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:08:27 -0800

HardRock-ManGum

Brian, Jenny and Jack are all getting over illness and are all on various forms of medication. They say farewell to Harry Morgan and Jenny shows uncanny knowledge of the MASH franchise which of course ends up in a conversation about gypsy weddings and puppets.

Strippers accept toys for lap dances and Brian complains about his dry eyes.

Then Jenny shares the tale of her adventure in Las Vegas, which includes drinking, a brass pole, an ambulance and a trip to a whore house. And finally an original work by the Brian Howard Show Players.

Get tickets to Brian's upcoming show with MooNiE and Broon on January 7th in Burbank CA at:
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Brian Howard Show 46: MmmBop

Tue, 6 Dec 2011 22:02:27 -0800

The music of Beulah And The Beat opens the show and Brian proceeds to miss-spell their name on the air. Just to clarify, the band is Beulah And the Beat, check them out. Special guest Guinness World Record holder Adam Crack joins Brian and Jack to talk about whips and why they are awesome.

The guys also talk about stub tattoos, nazi Monopoly, and Hanson beer. Keep listening until the end and you'll hear a song with Adam on harmonica and lead vocals, Brian on guitar and Jack on percussion, enjoy.

Find Adam Crack at:
www.winrichwhips.com

Visit Jack at:
www.jackdagger.com

Check out Beulah And the Beat at:
www.beulahandthebeat.com
www.facebook.com/beulahandthebeat

Get tickets to Brian's upcoming show with MooNiE and Broon on January 7th in Burbank CA at:
www.moonieandbroon.com

Comment on TBHS at 888 913 7760, we want to hear your best drunk dials.

Brian Howard Show 45: Back To The Sponge Bath

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:03:10 -0800

The show starts with a discussion of medicine flavors and why they usually suck. Then moves on to a very convoluted conversation about carpool lanes which digresses into a contest to see if Brian can hum the Back To The Future theme from memory and how to measure driving distances with movie theme songs.

Then the gang takes on Herman Cain and the true nature of sex scandals (Turns out it's mostly charm). And why does not wearing neck ties make Iranians nuts.

Then we talk local shopping, crappy acronyms, why cows are all sluts and how to not order prescription drugs.

Get tickets to see Brian perform in the MooNiE and Broon show January 7th 2012 in Burbank CA at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/212614

Visit Brian online at www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Don't forget to click the Amazon link over at the website http://www.brianhowardcomedy.com/Brian_Howard/Podcast/Podcast.html

Brian Howard Show 44: Taint Soulpatch

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:56:27 -0800

A full house with everybody in one room at one time. Brian, Cowen, Jack and Jenny reunite for an hour of random fun and conversation. You'll learn how to kill a hobo, why soccer is inferior to just about everything and tips for dating the dead.

Then the gang goes on about accidental racism and the power of words before touching briefly on the Cal State pepper spray incident.

Then Jack shares the world's most epic drunk call ever. Followed by a discussion of chocolate and womb transplants. We're not kidding.

Brian will be appearing in the MooNiE and Broon Show, Saturday Jan. 7th at the Colony Theatre, Burbank CA. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for tickets and info.

Check out Beverly Hills Chocolate Tours at:
www.beverlyhillschocolatetours.com

Don't forget to click the Amazon link over at the website http://www.brianhowardcomedy.com/Brian_Howard/Podcast/Podcast.html

And now here’s a list of over 100 pop music artists from the American Music Awards:
PinkeeDinkee, Mutha Fatha, Cool Rez, Cool D, Cool-->Hot, Extra Crunchy,Pit Boss, Pit Beef, Pit Panther, Pit Stop, Pit Pocket, Pitts Berg, Pit Iful, P Pit Ditty Dot, Plastic Fudge, Sneaky Feet, The Pots n Pans, Left Finger, Miss Clairol and the Roots, Two-Fitty, 1-2-Pow Pow in the PO PO and Ricky Spartacus, Prof. Tink, Citty Fru Fru, T. Major Minor, Lil' Fat, Frank Sinatra, LMNOP, Cuey Billiard, C Lo Beams, Prefab, Common Nowlege, Torry Pines, Upbeat Sad Pete and Biscuit-Butter-Nut-Squash. C. Tommy Two Beat, Man E Fold, Peppa Spray, Lil' Biggee, Little Piggy Wee Wee, Sweet Cookie, Newman's Powned, Trevor Fatt, Bobba Fettish, Tom Tom Beaty Beat, Mushrume Sause, G. Noodle, Dakkottah Slambang, Lil' Jay-Roo, MC 2NahCanz, Slowkeisha, Gang-Green and Cowboys2Men with the Brokeback Orchestral Funk Syndicate, 3 Humps Non The Richer, Flava Grape, Veloso RAPtor, P. Ginni Big Do, Woody, 45 Calibratorz, T. Itchy Rash, 3.14, Mobeous Stripz, SuckYou Bus, DJ French Tickla, Clumbsy 2 Dope and Sneezy Bed Wetta, Florance and the Device, Lil DebbEE, BigMac10, New Jack Stankdaddy and the Booty Suspects, Helluvah Hoes, Angina, Kris MyAss, DJ PeePeeInMyCoke, Stole-N Ev-I-Dense, Snappy, Tokriki and Emily Hanson, Tackle-Me-Elbows, The Panty Preachahz, Carolina Style, Hoochie Mamasan, MC Maxwell in the House, Washington Red Delicious, Pooh Barez, EE-Or, Christoffah Robbins, The Artist Formerly Known as Piglet and MC Ass-Seen-On-TV with the Ronco Revolution, To Fat Skinnee, Marsha Marsha Marsha, Winker, Granny Weeze, Lil' Little, Lunestra, KFC, Rap Van Chronic, Bionic Joe, My Muttha The Car, Real Vampires, City of Flake, Cool Mo Steamy, Sugar Cane Munch, Zweet FlavA, Free Egg Roll With Order, Simma Saus, Enrique Enchilada, Torque A Matta, Two PAC A Sox, Too Rive Clue, Six PAC'sacooors, Queen Eeney-Meeney, Doorook, Hugs4Thugz, 1Potatoe, Bubblegum-N-a-Dish, Glock Blockahz, Diversity Niggahz, Rompah-Stompahz, Ben-Folds-Five, Ashley Zoombottom, Lady Mothra, Ness-Tea, Cherry Poppin' hoodz, Dream-Reamahz, Trey Keyottamee, Shopliftahs Will B. Prosituted, Donkey Punch, Hoo-hoo Train, Train, Johnny B. Goodwyn, Lemmings for Life, Blue Lite Special, Croc-Walkers, Dr. Spay, Nayhborhoodz Swatch, Stuart Little, Flat Stanley, Chewin' Gum, Napalm, ShamWoW, V-Day, Dookasaur, Tay-Knock, James T, MMadd DD0gg, Trayvaughn, Miss Bustahs, Lil' Big Name, Beat Bandits, Ghetto Spellers, T-Wrecks, TeleMoondo, Chad, Skind Neez and Marsha-Marsha-Marsha, Lamb Diddy, T-Pro, Gigs Jackson, Griff Monkey, Peabro Rising, Lickah Stowe, Gary Everett, Floyd and the Jermaine, Hell Push, Wrecktal Fractals, Grinch Mean Time, The Repos, Renfield Masters and Jo Luis Conchita Esperanza Nichols, $ahaira and Barista 2 Cap,

Brian Howard Show 43: On Thick Ice

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:17:00 -0800

Brian, Jenny and Jack quickly dispose of the Penn State news and move on to something really important, Jack’s truck.

Then on to listener questions and why Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes is flawed at its very core.

Visit Brian at: www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Come see Brian perform in MooNiE and Broon January 7th in Burbank CA. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for details and tickets.

See Jack perform in Peep- Show Menagerie Thursday November 17th. Visit www.peepshowmenagerie.com for info.

Brian Howard Show 42: Necco Wafers and Sexy Witches

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 15:20:25 -0700

Brian and Jenny open the show with a warning on what candy NOT to give out for Halloween. Sexy or scary costumes, what's best? And the origins of the sexy costume craze.

Brian expresses worry about doing a show for kids. Then they field suggestions for Brian's Halloween costume.

Finally Jenny and Brian read their favorite stories from the news. WARNING: Both stories involve sex of one kind or another.

Visit Brian at: www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Come see Brian perform in MooNiE and Broon Nov. 5 in Grayslake, IL and Nov. 12 in Walnut Creek, CA. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for details and tickets.

Brian Howard Show 41: Spencer Humm

Thu, 6 Oct 2011 20:19:59 -0700

Brian sits down with comedian and friend Spencer Humm and they talk about cats and dogs jumping on his crotch and skydiving. Then they move on to discuss the differences between variety and stand up comedy and the true nature of what's funny.

Check out Spencer Humm at:
www.dccomedylab.com
www.hackandslash.com

Brian will be appearing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair from 9/17 - 10/16
http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/

Come see Brian perform in MooNiE and Broon Nov. 5 in Grayslake, IL and Nov. 12 in Walnut Creek, CA. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for details and tickets.

Brian Howard Show 40: Ear Vaginas

Tue, 4 Oct 2011 15:35:41 -0700

Brian and Jack hang out in Howard HQ and talk about double streams and tricked toilet seats and Jack gets us up to date on his experience at Wasteland Weekend. Then Jenny Lynne joins the guys and they talk about how to enjoy a room full of breasts and sage advice from LL Cool Benjamin.

Brian talks about the pros and cons of fondu and what makes the best community food. Then a valid conversation on the value (or lack there of) of Waterworld that for some unexplainable reason ends up being about Pixy Stix.

Then a few minutes of enema talk and listener questions.
Brian will be appearing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair from 9/17 - 10/16
http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/

Please visit www.talulahboo.com for your kick ass baby gear.

Brian Howard Show 39: In A Birch Tree

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:13:19 -0700

Brian and "The Un-Killable" Jenny Lynn start off the show determining weather Brian is a bad dad for driving his daughter to school on a day when the school is closed. In the process they end up talking about why small things are more delightful to eat and what's the difference between fog and a "marine layer".

Jenny tells Brian about her experience at Wasteland Weekend which is one part Mad Max and one part Burning Man, with boots.

Then they come to terms with the whole vegan/omnivore thing and discuss road rage.

Brian will be appearing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair from 9/17 - 10/16
http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/

Please visit www.talulahboo.com for your kick ass baby gear.

Brian Howard Show 38: Ground Meat Spheres

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 16:30:31 -0700

Cowen returns to the show and Brian imediately mentions how his first experience this morning was having his dog track mud all over his bed and how taking his daughter to school doesn't equal more sleep. Also why wont anybody let Brian complete a three point turn in his car?

After that we learn about who's doing reality TV and how “A List” actors fall, including a spot on reenactment of Mel Gibson's latest studio meeting.

Then, 3D movies, good or bad?

Then why Ben and Jerry's new flavor Schweddy Balls is awesome and why the American Family Association needs to relax and let the rest of us have fun.

Brian will be appearing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair from 9/17 - 10/16
http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/

Please visit www.talulahboo.com for your kick ass baby gear.